Tuesday 26 March 2013

Day Four - Project 6

 Oh, COME ON!  I hurt more today than yesterday!  This is a rip!  This is why we fat people stay fat.  Mary said I really need to talk to someone who knows how to run, or look at a running clinic's website, or do some kind, any kind, of preparation.  Yeah, right.  That makes sense.  There's probably some kind of drug on the market that makes this stuff easy for atrophied slobs.  They should give me some of it.  Free.  Because I deserve it.

  Okay.  I'll get some running tips.

-Mike

P.S.  Ow.

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